* Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything ( Nothing at all )
Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the TV on Throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man
Oh Oh, yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can
( * )
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my god this is great)
I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me
I'm sorry pops you just have to wait Oh Oh,
yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can
( * )
No I ain't gonna comb my hair Cause I ain't going anywhere No no no no no no no no nooo
I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh
( * )
Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all